I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him
subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms
and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
then prepare for skeleton war
does he even have a ticket
it must be really wild to actually have a positive relationship with your father
some people really have that????
Being good to each other is so important, guys.